2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: Nope. There was another pub, but it was shit. I told them so. This one is miles better

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: It's like the Tanners

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: No one's in

2005-10-31 [LAURALOVE.]: im here, il have a coke, im off the alcohol :-(

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: YOU LIE!

2005-10-31 [LAURALOVE.]: i know, im sorry! i can only afford a coke! unless u give me the vodka for free?

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: Fuck that

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: You're paying double

2005-10-31 [gypsypunk]: *plays pool in the background, grummbeling about being the only on dressed up at colege*

2005-10-31 [LAURALOVE.]: i wont bother then, just give me some nuts

2005-11-01 [Mr_McEwan]: Nut's is fine. I was dressed as a cat last night! ^^! Faye and I were kitties.

2005-11-01 [Mal Reynolds]: lol that disturbs me more than you know

2005-11-01 [Mr_McEwan]: It was mint. I had a black nose and whiskers too.

2005-11-01 [Foxspike]: well thats sounds like a decent idea i was thinking of going as the crow with the make up but i had non so its was like fuck just go as u are

2005-11-01 [LAURALOVE.]: i was an angel! fucking cute angel aswel haha!

2005-11-01 [gypsypunk]: ah least you wernt the only on ein your colege/school dressed up. thought it was kinda fun :p

2005-11-01 [LAURALOVE.]: hehe what did you dress you as?

2005-11-01 [Mal Reynolds]: man you stole my Idea Matt! I'm gan oot n aboot Newcastle next year as the Crow! you idea thief!

2005-11-01 [gypsypunk]: lol. im not really sure i guess punk school girl sintrinian. quite different to anime boy like i was gonna do. :p

2005-11-01 [Mal Reynolds]: lol cool! I might go as Gene Starwind one year... means dying my hair red which'd be easiest part :D

2005-11-01 [gypsypunk]: yer the guy i was gonna go as had white hair, and the usual baggy raver clothes.

2005-11-02 [Mr_McEwan]: I'd go as Gene Simmons in the KISS get up.... Or Rembrant from The Warriors.... Just I'd need a fro and a can of spray paint... Maybe I'll just go as Swan... He's the boy.... Ajax too....

2005-11-04 [Foxspike]: lol sounds class. then ill build myself a master chief suit out of cardboard boxes and tape and then paint it green

2005-11-04 [Foxspike]: =next year= ahh it has sharp things it hurts owwww bad idea, bad idea

2005-11-04 [Mr_McEwan]: Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!

2005-11-04 [Mal Reynolds]: lol sure can't!

2005-11-05 [Mr_McEwan]: CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAS?!

2005-11-05 [Mal Reynolds]: T can!

2005-11-05 [Mr_McEwan]: THE FUTURE IS OURS! IF YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT!

2005-11-07 [gypsypunk]: you caint count fo sheeeeit motafuka

2005-11-07 [Mal Reynolds]: T drink milk! T invincible! T crunch your numbers anytime foo! Just don't make T go flying!

2005-11-07 [gypsypunk]: I aint Getting in no Plain foo!

2005-11-07 [Mr_McEwan]: REVAN! COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!

2005-11-08 [Foxspike]: do u think we should do summit special for the rememberance day thing i just dunno how

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: Well... People died for our freedom. So I think it's only right.

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: humm how bout we rais our glasses in thanks and say cheers to them all.

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: We should only serve Lucozade

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: I don't mean the drink... I mean ACTUALL LUCOZADE PEOPLE!

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: they make people now?

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: Yes. huge walking, talking bottles

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: yipes *makes shelter under pool table*

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: They will smell you under there, then cover you in Glucose and energisse your brain and body.. Darn Lucozade bastards

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: nooo they'll never tak me aliivveee * jumps out a closed window, runs down the street*

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: COME BACK! They are mates of the ET pub!

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: *comes back after a good hour of terrorising the 'local people'* well why didnt you say..

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: I thought it'd be a laugh. Just don't shake them up. They'll be fizzing. Lol

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: O.o oh yer there drink people

2005-11-08 [Mr_McEwan]: But if you drink one, they kill us all

2005-11-08 [gypsypunk]: i wont i wont i promise i..... what was i saying again?

2005-11-10 [Mr_McEwan]: I dunno... >_>

2005-11-11 [Foxspike]: not drinking the lucazade people coz they will kill us. as i aint needing a boost we will be fine other wise i might not be able to trust myself

2005-11-11 [Mr_McEwan]: OOOOO!! If they heard that. You'd be a gonner, Frank.

2005-11-12 [Foxspike]: well all the same here is to those of the first world war i honour your scarifice for your country in such a needless war

2005-11-12 [Mr_McEwan]: *raises glass*

2005-11-13 [Foxspike]: cheers mate, drinks the toast

2005-11-13 [Mr_McEwan]: SIRENS WAIL AND THE LIGHTS START TO DANCE! I TRY TO ACT NORMAL BUT I'M SHITTING MY PANTS! WALKING FASTER LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER. IT'S COMING DOWN NOW, THE TRAIL IS GETTING COLDER. TURN A CORNER, I'M IN FOR A SHOCK. I STARED AT A COPPER AND OUR EYES LOCKED. TIME STANDS STILL, FUCK ME DOES HE KNOW? ABOUT THE PILLS THE ACID, THE SPEED AND THE BLOW. STUFFED IN MY POCKETS, MY HAT AND MY SHOES, SHOULDA GOT A TAXI BUT I CAN'T STAND THE QUEUES! HE LOOKS AWAY, BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF, SITUATIONS LIKE THIS ARE NOTHING BUT GREIF! *THE POLICE ARE MOVING IN!*

2005-11-13 [gypsypunk]: oh no were surrounded They'L never TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *dives under the pool table again#*

2005-11-14 [Mr_McEwan]: *THE POLICE ARE MOVING IN! I TRY TO HIDE MY VACANT STARE!*

2005-11-15 [Mal Reynolds]: fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police

2005-11-15 [Mr_McEwan]: NWA! WHEY!

2005-11-15 [Mr_McEwan]: FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND! YOUNG NIGGER'S GOT IT BAD 'CAUSE I'M BROWN!

2005-11-15 [gypsypunk]: mbuahahahah.. did you know theres a kind of Assasin that used to smoke and eat hash. O.O no wonder they were like the couldnt feal pain.

2005-11-15 [Mr_McEwan]: HAHAHAH! Constantly off it

2005-11-15 [gypsypunk]: yup they were so good at hiding - because they though they were the carpet! and they were so good at getting the target because they though he had food - munchies time man!

2005-11-15 [Mr_McEwan]: HAHAHA! EXCELLENT! (in a Bill and Ted style voice... Not both together. That'd put extreme strain on my vocal chords and kill me...)

2005-11-15 [gypsypunk]: lol yer man!! i wonder how they did the numb-chucks and stuf when in that state, would have been like something of the matrix..

2005-11-15 [Mr_McEwan]: WOOO! That'd be SO cool.

2005-12-19 [Mr_McEwan]: NIGGER BASTARD! That'll start a conversation!

2005-12-19 [Anna™]: hey chitchy!!

2005-12-19 [Mr_McEwan]: A'IGHT?

2005-12-19 [LAURALOVE.]: whats the craaack?

2005-12-19 [Anna™]: yeah, u? 'v got nooo crack!

2005-12-20 [Mr_McEwan]: Neh crack. Divvint dee that stuff, neither should you! I LOL'D!

2005-12-20 [gypsypunk]: lol your all far too young, shame on ya!

2005-12-20 [LAURALOVE.]: erm.. sorry?

2005-12-20 [gypsypunk]: *blinks* hahaha *buys you a pint*

2005-12-20 [LAURALOVE.]: :-) merry christmas everybody

2005-12-20 [gypsypunk]: yer everyone one have a goodun.

2005-12-20 [Anna™]: haha i got it! even tho i'm slow!!

2005-12-20 [Mr_McEwan]: WINNAR!

2005-12-20 [Anna™]: this wiki's for WINNARS!!!

2005-12-21 [Mr_McEwan]: Rather

2005-12-21 [Anna™]: aye

2005-12-21 [Mr_McEwan]: Mmm hmmm

2005-12-21 [gypsypunk]: cheers for playing me Poges song lads

2005-12-21 [jobby]: neh botha

2005-12-21 [Mr_McEwan]: WINNAR!

2006-01-09 [Mr_McEwan]: Why don't you coons use this anymore? You fucking nigger bastards! Maybe that will start a nice conversation.... Coons....

2006-01-09 [jobby]: YOU RACE HATER

2006-01-09 [Mr_McEwan]: SHUT IT COON! VOTE FOR MAGGOT!

2006-01-09 [gypsypunk]: haha you watch that crap.?

2006-01-09 [LAURALOVE.]: aye go maggot

2006-01-09 [gypsypunk]: god is in my t.v....

2006-01-09 [Anna™]: i've got "WINNAR" in my head, from chitch before..

2006-01-10 [Mr_McEwan]: WINNAR!

2006-01-10 [Anna™]: WINNAR!!!!

2006-01-10 [Mr_McEwan]: Slightly

2006-01-10 [jobby]: rather

2006-01-10 [Anna™]: haha

2006-01-10 [gypsypunk]: Shibby

2006-01-11 [Mr_McEwan]: SHIBBY! WINNAR! SHORTED!

2006-01-11 [gypsypunk]: nice one!

2006-01-11 [Mr_McEwan]: WINNAR!

2006-01-11 [Mr_McEwan]: What have people been up to recently?

2006-01-11 [jobby]: pooing and weeing.. you?

2006-01-11 [Anna™]: haha. i've jus been hangin out with every1, the usual!

2006-01-11 [Mr_McEwan]: Winnar.

2006-01-11 [Anna™]: aye, slightly!

2006-01-11 [LAURALOVE.]: ner

2006-01-11 [Anna™]: ayye!

2006-01-11 [gypsypunk]: traveling and the usual hun. or her and now back to colege :(

2006-01-12 [Mr_McEwan]: 18 TODAY! NOW I CAN ACTUALLY DRINK HERE LEGALLY! INSTANT WINNAR!

2006-01-12 [gypsypunk]: Happy birthday. *buys Chitch a pint*

2006-01-12 [LAURALOVE.]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2006-01-12 [Anna™]: haha u were in the gazette aswel!

2006-01-12 [LAURALOVE.]: i know bless

2006-01-16 [jobby]: I DO KAREOKE IN JW'S ON A SUNDAY. GET YOURSELS A LONG

2006-01-16 [Mr_McEwan]: WINNAR!

2006-01-16 [gypsypunk]: you dont have to pay to get in there right? ..damn its been a while since i when out in Alnwick.

2006-01-16 [Mr_McEwan]: ROAR!

2006-01-17 [jobby]: no you dont, JW's is free all the time and the falcons is free on a sunday

2006-01-17 [Mr_McEwan]: Unlike curb crawlers, eh? The police are cracking down on that sort of thing. But they are now allowed to work legally in a brothell. Odd, eh? How do you feel on the recent news?

2006-01-17 [jobby]: thats mint. just like dennis from big brother, i want some sex

2006-01-17 [Mr_McEwan]: Sex with Dennis Rodman? Rather you than me, mate .lol

2006-01-17 [jobby]: UGH. YOU WANT SOME SEX? UGH

2006-01-17 [Mr_McEwan]: HAHAHA!

2006-01-17 [Mr_McEwan]: "Oi, bra. You fucking knows Pete Burns is walking around like, fucking, Danny La Rue. FRESH, CLART! KNOWS IT!"

2006-01-26 [Barrassg]: Pint of fosters plz lol hey guyes

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: OMFG!! IT'S GRAHAM "BE RIGHT" BARRASS!

2006-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: barrass is mint! chitch u were in my dreamm the night before last!

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: O.O

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: WHY?!

2006-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: because i moved next door to you and all the big brother winners were in my basement and they were signing autographs and maggot was signing my shoe and you got him to write alnwick north's address and sign it! madness

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: Well, the GLC DO love www.alnwicknorth.co.uk One of the guys (Mystik) e-mailed Jobby telling him it rocked. We've been e-mailing the GLC and putting www.alnwicknorth.co.uk on the e-mails so they'll go to www.alnwicknorth.co.uk ! SO WHY NOT VISIT www.alnwicknorth.co.uk ?

2006-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: wow jobbys in contact with the starsss

2006-01-26 [Anna™]: hates 2 promote alnwick north..

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: It's my website, is www.alnwicknorth.co.uk so I should promote www.alnwicknorth.co.uk all I can. Remember kids, www.alnwicknorth.co.uk

2006-01-26 [Anna™]: haha

2006-01-26 [Mal Reynolds]: I have a bleeding EYEBALL!

2006-01-26 [gypsypunk]: nice one

2006-01-26 [Anna™]: thats just a bit random like

2006-01-26 [Mr_McEwan]: www.alnwicknorth.co.uk doesn't give you bleeding eyeballs. If it does, it was already bleeding and not www.alnwicknorth.co.uk 's fault. So let's go to www.alnwicknorth.co.uk

2006-01-27 [jobby]: what was the address for www.alnwicknorth.co.uk again chitch? Was it www.alnwicknorth.co.uk? I think that site is brilliant is www.alnwicknorth.co.uk. Fantastic

2006-01-27 [Mr_McEwan]: www.alnwicknorth.co.uk is pretty good like. [Dave Rambo] and myself are the head animators on it, www.alnwicknorth.co.uk

2006-01-27 [jobby]: and I am the website maintainer of www.alnwicknorth.co.uk. www.alnwicknorth.co.uk

2006-01-28 [Mr_McEwan]: You are like... The maintainer of www.alnwicknorth.co.uk I mean..... www.alnwicknorth.co.uk .... Just so you know...

;_;

2006-01-28 [Anna™]: *rolls eyes*

2006-01-29 [jobby]: If Alnwick had a dwarf, it would rhyme with Alnwick North (www.alnwicknorth.co.uk)

2006-01-29 [Anna™]: Alnwick does have a dwarf..

2006-01-29 [jobby]: true

2006-01-29 [Anna™]: aye. and that does rhyme with alnwick north..

2006-01-29 [Mr_McEwan]: The Alnwick North (www.alnwicknorth.co.uk) Dwarf? WINNAR!

2006-02-19 [Mr_McEwan]: TALK YOU COON BASTARDS!

2006-02-20 [Mal Reynolds]: Someday some qu tamade's gonna ban your ass and I ain' takin over again :p

2006-02-20 [gypsypunk]: lol

2006-02-21 [Foxspike]: Coon brilliant, yea we need some other beats Zeplin and Skynard get back to me on it though

2006-02-22 [Mr_McEwan]: No one bans me! I BAN THEM! CHUCK NORRIS AND CHRIS MORRIS UNITE!

2006-02-22 [Mal Reynolds]: Chuck Norris teams up with NO man, not even God!

2006-02-23 [Foxspike]: GAN BI! Chuck is God or one of the many forms

2006-02-23 [Mr_McEwan]: There is a page missing from EVERY book EVER! It reads, "Written by Chuck Norris". CHRIS MORRIS FTW!

2006-02-23 [LAURALOVE.]: who is chuck norris? actually who is chris morris aswel?

2006-02-23 [Anna™]: yeah i don't know who chuck norris is either...steve and ppl keep talking about him..

2006-02-23 [LAURALOVE.]: do they by any chance talk of chris norris aswel?

2006-02-23 [Anna™]: nah..

2006-02-24 [Foxspike]: #Chokes in pint# Chuck Norris! mustnt talk badly of him. he is every where. i heard he stopped a bullet by starring it down 

2006-02-24 [Mal Reynolds]: Chuck Norris is 6 feet tall, breathes fire, eats hammers for breakfast and can take a shotgun blast and still be standing

2006-02-24 [Anna™]: i still don't know who he is...picture?!

2006-02-24 [Mal Reynolds]: www.chucknorrisfacts.com

2006-02-24 [LAURALOVE.]: hes hot

2006-02-24 [Anna™]: hahahaa kinda mint!

2006-02-25 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, he's America's answer to Nuclear weapons

2006-02-25 [Mr_McEwan]: Chris Morris is an actor on such comedy programmes such as Brasseye, The IT Crowd, The Day Today and so forth

2006-02-26 [Foxspike]: My head! man u really gotta stop me drinking all night and waking up in the peanut bowl

2006-02-27 [Mr_McEwan]: Chuck Norris said if I wake you I get round housed!

2006-02-28 [Foxspike]: there is no such thing as global warming. chuck norris got cold one day and went to the sun to turn it up

2006-02-28 [jobby]: CAN I HAVE A PIE?

2006-02-28 [Mr_McEwan]: Chuck Norris does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised

2006-03-01 [Foxspike]: whats the last thing that goes throught the mind of a person who pissed Chuck off?

2006-03-01 [Foxspike]: His Foot HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

2006-03-01 [Mr_McEwan]: PMSL! BRILLIANT!

2006-03-01 [Mr_McEwan]: When Chuck Norris was at school, he MADE the head master make the disco last 12 days and nights. It ended when they ran out of crisps. That's when he proceeded to roundhouse everyone

2006-03-01 [Foxspike]: Carrie had nowt on Chuck Norris

2006-04-21 [gypsypunk]: does nobodie drink in here anymore?

2006-04-21 [LAURALOVE.]: i think they passed out because of the drink

2006-04-21 [gypsypunk]: whee. well im still standing!

2006-04-21 [~angelus~]: aye hawey get the pints goin

2006-04-21 [LAURALOVE.]: you just cant get the staff these days

2006-04-21 [Anna™]: hates a drink

2006-04-22 [~angelus~]: who h8s a drink, lol

2006-04-22 [Anna™]: lol u

2006-04-22 [~angelus~]: oh yeah ur rite, lol, not the only 1 tho,lol

2006-04-22 [Anna™]: lol shhhhhhh i meant u, lol, little alcy

2006-04-22 [LAURALOVE.]: ehh?

2006-04-23 [~angelus~]: lol, a aint an alco erm holic lol

2006-04-24 [Foxspike]: (wakes up. face covered in peanuts from the bowl) Wha i mish? hey barkeep...more beersh down ere

2006-04-24 [gypsypunk]: *dances on a dance mat in the corner she pillaged form some random. spills pint alot* damn this ne fangled flashy thing! I WILL BE YOUR MASTER!!

2006-05-14 [Mr_McEwan]: Dance mat FTW

2006-05-15 [~angelus~]: how about some blood

2006-05-15 [Foxspike]: we do blood now, what kinda place is this!? can my blood have one of them little umbrellas in it? and a quarter vodka

2006-05-15 [Mr_McEwan]: LOL!